表示俩人长胖的朋友圈句子

1.
"Double
the
trouble,
double
the
chub"
【笑cry】

2.
"Looks
like
we
both
found
love
in
food"
【嘴馋】

3.
"Our
friendship
has
always
been
sweet,
but
now
we
look
like
sweets"
【胖到可爱】

4.
"I
guess
we're
each
other's
favorite
snack
now"
【互相调侃】

5.
"Who
needs
abs
when
you
have
flabs?"
【幽默搞怪】

6.
"My
stomach
used
to
be
flat,
now
it's
a
beach
ball"
【自嘲情怀】

7.
"We're
like
two
peas
in
a
pod,
except
now
we're
jumbo-sized"
【互为知己】

8.
"We've
been
hitting
the
buffet
like
it's
our
job"
【美食家】

9.
"We're
not
fat,
just
hard
to
kidnap"
【机智回应】

10.
"I
think
we
need
to
invest
in
some
stretchy
pants"
【实用建议】

11.
"When
we
stand
next
to
each
other,
we
make
a
perfect
circle"
【形容太胖】

1
2.
"I
don't
know
about
you,
but
my
food
baby
is
due
any
day
now"
【夸张表达】

1
3.
"We're
like
the
Laurel
and
Hardy
of
weight
gain"
【影视典故】

1
4.
"Dear
Santa,
All
I
want
for
Christmas
is
a
metabolism
like
everybody
else"
【搞笑愿望】

1
5.
"We've
been
eating
our
feelings,
and
our
feelings
are
delicious"
【调侃哀嚎】

1
6.
"We
should
start
a
support
group
for
those
with
a
love
for
food"
【温馨建议】

1
7.
"Our
diet
consists
of
pizza,
burgers,
and
anything
deep-fried"
【口味将功夫】

1
8.
"I
can't
decide
if
my
jeans
shrunk
or
my
thighs
grew"
【自我安慰】

1
9.
"We
may
be
fluffy,
but
at
least
we're
soft
and
cuddly"
【温暖人心】

20.
"I
think
we
need
to
embrace
our
new
body
shapes
and
start
shopping
in
the
plus-size
section"
【接受自我】

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