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英语讽刺生活的句子(关于生活的英语好句)

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英语讽刺生活的句子(关于生活的英语好句)
1.
Life
is
like
a
rollercoaster
ride,
full
of
ups
and
downs,
twists
and
turns,
and
the
occasional
vomit-inducing
moment.
【Life】

2.
They
say
laughter
is
the
best
medicine,
but
when
life
is
a
cruel
joke,
sometimes
crying
is
the
only
remedy.
【Cruel
Life】

3.
The
problem
with
life
is
that
it's
too
darn
unpredictable.
Just
when
you
think
you've
got
it
all
figured
out,
the
universe
throws
you
a
curveball. 【Unpredictable
Life】

4.
Nothing
is
certain
in
life
except
death
and
taxes. . . and
the
fact
that
you'll
spill
coffee
on
your
shirt
at
least
once
a
week.
【Life
Certainties】

5.
Life
is
like
a
game
of
chess,
except
the
board
is
on
fire,
the
pieces
are
made
of
ice,
and
the
rules
keep
changing.
【Life
Chess】

6.
The
key
to
a
happy
life
is
low
expectations.
That
way,
when
things
inevitably
go
wrong,
you
won't
be
disappointed.
【Happy
Life】

7.
Life
is
like
a
never-ending
to-do
list.
You
can
check
off
one
task,
only
to
have
two
more
pop
up
in
its
place.
【Never-ending
Life】

8.
They
say
to
find
your
passion
and
make
it
your
career,
but
what
if
your
passion
is
binge-watching
Netflix
and
eating
Cheetos?
【Passion
in
Life】

9.
Life
is
a
journey,
but
sometimes
it
feels
like
we're
just
spinning
our
wheels
and
going
nowhere
fast.
【Journey
of
Life】

10.
The
most
annoying
thing
about
life
is
that
it's
always
changing.
Just
when
you
finally
get
the
hang
of
something,
it
becomes
obsolete.
【Changing
Life】

11.
Life
is
like
a
box
of
chocolates. . . you
never
know
what
you're
going
to
get,
but
you
can
bet
it'll
be
full
of
calories.
【Chocolates
of
Life】

1
2.
They
say
the
best
things
in
life
are
free,
but
have
you
looked
at
the
price
of
avocados
lately?
【Free
Life】

1
3.
The
problem
with
life
is
that
it's
too
dang
short.
There's
never
enough
time
to
do
all
the
things
we
want
to
do,
especially
sleep.
【Short
Life】

1
4.
Life
is
like
a
Choose
Your
Own
Adventure
book,
but
no
matter
which
path
you
take,
you
always
end
up
with
a
crappy
ending.
【Adventure
of
Life】

1
5.
They
say
you
can't
have
your
cake
and
eat
it
too,
but
what's
the
point
of
having
cake
if
you
can't
eat
it?
【Cake
of
Life】

1
6.
The
most
frustrating
thing
about
life
is
that
you
can
do
everything
right
and
still
fail.
Thanks
a
lot,
universe.
【Frustrating
Life】

1
7.
Life
is
like
a
game
of
Monopoly,
except
nobody
ever
wins
and
everyone
just
ends
up
fighting
over
park
place
and
boardwalk.
【Monopoly
of
Life】

1
8.
The
best
way
to
appreciate
life
is
to
consider
the
alternative.
Without
life,
we
wouldn't
have
ice
cream
or
puppies.
【Appreciating
Life】

1
9.
Life
is
like
a
never-ending
scavenger
hunt,
except
the
clues
are
cryptic,
the
prizes
are
lackluster,
and
the
host
is
always
drunk.
【Scavenger
Hunt
of
Life】

20.
The
most
depressing
thing
about
life
is
that
it's
finite.
No
matter
how
hard
we
try,
we
can't
escape
the
fact
that
eventually,
we'll
all
kick
the
bucket.
【Depressing
Life】

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