生活励志句子搞笑词汇英文(搞笑励志的句子)

1.
Life
is
like
a
box
of
chocolates,
sometimes
it's
full
of
nuts!】


2.
When
life
gives
you
lemons,
squeeze
them
in
people's
eyes!】


3.
Don't
let
yesterday's
failures
ruin
today's
pizza!】


4.
Life
is
short,
so
eat
dessert
first!】


5.
If
at
first
you
don't
succeed,
then
maybe
skydiving
isn't
for
you!】


6.
Don't
work
for
the
weekends,
let
the
weekends
work
for
you!】


7.
Always
believe
in
yourself,
because
you're
the
only
one
who
will
tolerate
your
singing!】


8.
Life
is
hard,
but
so
am
I!】


9.
When
life
gives
you
lemons,
make
lemonade
and
sell
it
for
profit!】


10.
Success
is
10%
inspiration
and
90%
not
getting
distracted
by
Buzzfeed
quizzes!】


11.
If
you
can't
laugh
at
yourself,
I'll
do
it
for
you!】


1
2.
Life
is
like
a
zoo,
you
never
know
what
kind
of
crap
you'll
step
in
next!】


1
3.
Keep
calm
and
carry
on,
or
panic
and
freak
out,
either
way,
you'll
get
through
it!】


1
4.
When
life
gives
you
lemons,
add
some
vodka
and
make
a
party
out
of
it!】


1
5.
Be
the
reason
someone
smiles
today,
or
the
reason
they
drink
heavily
tonight!】


1
6.
Life
is
unpredictable,
but
so
is
my
ex's
new
relationship
status
on
Facebook!】


1
7.
Don't
let
anyone
dull
your
sparkle,
except
maybe
the
person
responsible
for
your
electricity
bill!】


1
8.
Just
because
life
is
a
circus,
it
doesn't
mean
you
have
to
be
the
clown!
(Unless
you're
getting
paid,
then
by
all
means. . . )】


1
9.
Always
remember
that
you
are
unique,
just
like
everyone
else!】


20.
Life
is
a
journey,
but
sometimes
it's
like
being
stuck
in
traffic
with
a
full
bladder!】

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