熬夜搞笑朋友圈的句子(熬夜发朋友圈的搞笑句子)

1.
"I
told
myself
I
would
only
stay
up
for
one
more
episode. . .
here
I
am,
five
episodes
later. "
【熬夜太难了】

2.
"My
brain
just
hit
the
snooze
button. . .
must. . .
stay. .
awake. . "
【熬夜很容易犯困】

3.
"Coffee,
it's
like
a
hug
in
a
mug
that
keeps
you
awake. "
【咖啡是熬夜的救星】

4.
"I'm
starting
to
hallucinate. . .
did
that
cat
just
talk
to
me?"
【熬夜有时会产生幻觉】

5.
"I
look
like
a
panda. . .
but
without
the
cute
factor. "
【熬夜让我黑眼圈奇多】

6.
"If
anyone
needs
me,
I'll
be
over
here
mainlining
Red
Bull. "
【熬夜唯一的出路是能量饮料】

7.
"I'm
pretty
sure
my
bed
is
calling
my
name. . .
too
bad
I
have
a
paper
due
in
four
hours. "
【熬夜的折磨】

8.
"Why
is
it
that
at
3am,
everything
seems
hilarious?"
【熬夜
能让你十分搞笑】

9.
"I've
resorted
to
talking
to
myself
for
entertainment. . .
send
help. "
【熬夜除了自言自语没其他娱乐】

10.
"I
don't
know
how
I'm
still
awake. . .
but
my
eyes
won't
stop
twitching. "
【熬夜让我的眼睛难受】

11.
"I
don't
always
stay
up
late,
but
when
I
do,
it's
for
a
good
cause. . .
like
binge-watching
Netflix. "
【熬夜就是为了网飞】

1
2.
"My
sleep
schedule
is
so
messed
up. . .
I'm
starting
to
feel
like
a
nocturnal
animal. "
【熬夜会打乱你的睡眠时间】

1
3.
"I'm
convinced
that
the
world
is
a
better
place
when
everyone
else
is
asleep. "
【熬夜让我感到世界更加安静】

1
4.
"I
should
probably
go
to
bed. . .
but
what
if
I
miss
something
important
on
Twitter?"
【熬夜让我怕错过重要新闻】

1
5.
"I
really
need
one
of
those
IV
drip
coffee
machines. . .
ASAP. "
【熬夜最需要的就是咖啡】

1
6.
"I
don't
always
stay
up
late,
but
when
I
do,
I
regret
it
the
next
day. "
【熬夜要付出代价的】

1
7.
"I
think
I
can
feel
my
brain
cells
dying
one
by
one. . .
but
that's
okay,
right?"
【熬夜会让脑细胞死亡】

1
8.
"I'm
starting
to
get
really
emotional. . .
did
that
commercial
just
make
me
cry?"
【熬夜会让你情绪崩溃】

1
9.
"The
only
thing
that
keeps
me
going
is
the
thought
of
breakfast. . .
and
then
a
nap. "
【熬夜结束后最期待的就是吃早饭及午睡】

20.
"I
would
say
that
I
need
to
start
taking
care
of
myself. . .
but
let's
be
real,
I'm
going
to
do
this
again
tomorrow. "
【熬夜成瘾的我】

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